Your penis doesn’t work

I think this may be the most horiffic thing anyone could ever say to you. I hope I never have it said to me

Shizzle my nizzle

iamkempo:

amysian:

iamkempo:

amysian:

iamkempo:

petetreloar:

I’m in Brizzle

You’ll be glad to know it’s raining here too

Heavy rain…

or drizzle? ;)

…to me this means something rude.  Very rude.

I’m kinda hoping that there’s another meaning that i’m not aware of…

Eh?  What part of that is rude?  (you don’t have to tell me what it means, I just genuinely have never come across a rude meaning for any of that.  Maybe I’ve lived a sheltered life…)

the “shizzle my nizzle” part.  Eugh.  But if it’s not to you, then all’s good.  Ish.  :)

Now you mention it, that does sound a bit familiar…  I have a habit of saying things which I think are perfectly innocuous and later finding out they’re extremely rude.  I can think of two or three times I’ve done it.  My bad.

No, actually - Treloar started this.  His bad.

What?! I’m confused, I just thought I was talking the talk, walking the walk…

Well probably not the first (or last) time I’ll offend Amy without realising it…

SQL injection attacks

stream-of-steve:

petetreloar:

Trying to spend my morning brushing up my knowledge on this, the problem I have is I don’t understand what a string literal escape character is and apparently that’s important… Maybe I don’t need to understand it, as long as people are making sure it doesn’t happen and putting in specific firewalls, surely that’s enough!

Any thoughts on what this is always appreciated!… Maybe it has something to do with fairies, it normally does

Your suspicions are correct, Pete.

It all comes down to the database fairies being such trusting little souls who will happily do whatever they’re asked to do. So, you have to check that naughty trolls aren’t using their nefarious techniques to trick the database fairies into doing something bad!

So, the pixies - you know, the ones that run web applications - shouldn’t directly use the information entered on a web site for making database queries, but should validate the input first and then use something called “parametrised statements” when talking to the database fairies.

And that’s it, really. True story.

 Everything makes more sense when you put it in the context of fairies and pixies!

Feminism

I should not be allowed to comment on the subject.

Apparently it doesn’t go well and upsets people. I’m sure my intentions were good and actually have some valid points but it doesn’t come across that way. Plus I really like winding people up and the two mixed together don’t end well.

Sigh

Oh well, apparently it explains why I’m still single…. !

Shizzle my nizzle

I’m in Brizzle

You’ll be glad to know it’s raining here too

SQL injection attacks

Trying to spend my morning brushing up my knowledge on this, the problem I have is I don’t understand what a string literal escape character is and apparently that’s important… Maybe I don’t need to understand it, as long as people are making sure it doesn’t happen and putting in specific firewalls, surely that’s enough!

Any thoughts on what this is always appreciated!… Maybe it has something to do with fairies, it normally does

Foy Vance

amysian:

petetreloar:

amysian:

I SAW HIM AT GREENBELT!!! He is good :)

He’s playing at the glee club on the 12th and it’s only £7.50! Get involved asky!

…Do you mean the 17th?

well yes, but in my defence it’s in 12 days time and I’m far too excited to really care!